Essay shocks Baptists

Hahahaha oh, god, everyone has to read this. It is the most amusing shit ever. Don't if you are a shitty Baptist though. You will probably get offended ^^.

I just came home from the beach. I am extremely BLACK in comparison to my usual colour. My mother found a dead squid in the sea. Niice. She also said that she used to like to catch jelly fish and eels when she was small, kill them and them chop them up using scissors to make a stew in her bucket.

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As you can clearly see, I really did come out rather excellently, in that I am only mildy insane. | | <- that much.

We are going to see Kindom of Heaven tomorrow. It might be crap but at least Bloom is in it and I can salivate. Must bring bucket ^^. I need to also buy some tops which I can wear to school without being stoned. o.O