Girl is addicted
I have just spent around 20 minutes bullshitting about on some guy's website. My list of activities includes plucking hairs from a nose, breaking hearts, having fun with Mister's present, messing up card pyramids, and all sorts of other extremely crazy stuff! *pukes*
Today, my mother and I went to the beach. My mother poured coke down my hair. Why? Because I was "pissing her off". When confronted by her insanity, she declared that "it was an accident". I am completely proud of the fact that I am only a tiny bit insane.
I am going to be so bored in Istanbul this summer. No one there to amuse me. Nobody. No friends. No one.
Is it me or is the ending of Dodgeball designed to make everyone feel as sick as possible? I mean, come ON:
- You are a lesbian!! (After the girl has snogged some other girl)
- No! (snogging the guy)
(Extreme suspense whilst the audience ponders what the girl is)
- I am bisexual!
(Laughter and shock, omg omg she is BISEXUAL! Fuck me, that is original)
What the fuck?
Today, my mother and I went to the beach. My mother poured coke down my hair. Why? Because I was "pissing her off". When confronted by her insanity, she declared that "it was an accident". I am completely proud of the fact that I am only a tiny bit insane.
I am going to be so bored in Istanbul this summer. No one there to amuse me. Nobody. No friends. No one.
Is it me or is the ending of Dodgeball designed to make everyone feel as sick as possible? I mean, come ON:
- You are a lesbian!! (After the girl has snogged some other girl)
- No! (snogging the guy)
(Extreme suspense whilst the audience ponders what the girl is)
- I am bisexual!
(Laughter and shock, omg omg she is BISEXUAL! Fuck me, that is original)
What the fuck?
posted by Chevrefeuille at 9:24 pm
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