Satan is funny

Look, t'is amusing, 40 ways of referring to Satan, the most popular baddie of all time:

• The Arch Fiend
• The Author of Evil
• Beelzebub
• The Black Gentleman
• The Black Spy
• The Black Man
• The Black Prince
• The Dark One
• Dark Lord
• Dickens
• The Evil One
• The Fallen Angel
• The Father of Lies
• The Gentleman in Black
• Goodman
• His Satanic Majesty
• Lord Harry
• Lucifer
• Mephistopheles
• The Noseless One
• Old Billy
• Old Dad
• The Old Driver
• The Old Gentlemen
• The Old Gooseberry
• Old Harry
• Old Horny
• The Old One
• Old Roundfoot
• Old Scratch
• Old Split Foot
• The Prince of Darkness
• Queed
• The Ragman
• Saint Nicholas
• Sam Hill
• Satan
• Scratch
• Skipper
• Toast
• The Wicked One

"Toast" and "Dickens" are especially frightening, whilst "Beelzebub" sounds like a rare plant which oozes pus when you squeeze it ^^

Today Natalie slapped Celeste as she thought she was being horrible to her. =(

Whilst I am not a Satanist and do not believe he actually exists, the 9 Satanic statements sound like extreme fun:

1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinance!
2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled widom, instead of hypocritical self-deciet!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psycic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "devine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!

Hmm...