Girl discovers awful truth

I cannot believe it. It is unbelievable. I refuse to believe it.

The thing is, I have just discovered that my mother had a more active love life than I have right now when she was my age. That is right. She had lots of boyfriends. It was the seventies, and she had a more active love life. I cannot comprehend it. I must be a freak.

Seriously.

I am condemned to a life of hermitdom. My MOTHER was having more fun. Jesus. That reminds me, is it not funny that the person who wrote the Bible chose a random rebel called Jesus and decided to tell the world that he was God's son? Oh yeah, he also made God up. Funny git.

Back to topic. What is wrong with me? Why isn't there any hot guys in my life that aren't currently living in France? Are all the hot guys migrating to France? ARE THEY?? Also, my screen seems to have gone purple. Is that normal? Every colour I see has a purple hue to it. Hmm.

I have eaten half of my Lindt bunny. It hasn't got a head anymore =( I watched Finding Neverland and it is so sad. My eyes were welling up in a tribute to melancholy. Although Peter was really quite ugly. I mean, in comparison to Johnny Depp. Also, he is in the age group of boys which like to chat me up. So I hated him. Pity he didn't die. Oh well. Maybe in the sequel?