Girl found to be allergic to her cat

I cannot believe it. I am allergic to my cat. My cat, the thing I love most in the world. The DOCTOR told me I had to get rid of it. Even though it is a tiny allergy. My allergies to house dust and pollens is much bigger, but oh no, let's make the poor girl get rid of it, just for a laugh.

BASTARDS!!!!!

I seriously do not see why I have to give my cat up. Had fight with mother, who is about as understanding as a robot with a shovel up its arse. "Oh no, you have to get rid of it, it might develop into asthma, even though you are more allergic to pollens and fucking house dust, but, just to make you suffer, we are going to make you get rid of it."

Do you know what I hate most in this world? Doctors. That includes the bastard surgeon who is to blame for my beautiful scars. I hope his dick shrivels up and drops off. The thing is, I knew I would turn out to be allergic to my cat. Even if a tiny bit. Because, as we all know, everything has to be shit for me. I cannot have happiness in my life, oh no.

So now, not only do I not have someone to snog, I also will not have a cat very soon. Oh and, just now, my mum tried to force me into going to school, even though I only have two classes left. Yeah sure, whatever, I am not too upset or anything, I will just hop off to school.

I bet right now she is calling everyone we know to let them know what I am allergic to. And my aunt will be going "Oh gosh, I knew it, didn't I tell you?", even if she knows fuck all. If I happened to have found a snogging object, I seriously would not tell my mother. She would probably put an ad in the paper.