Everything is shit

I fear the world has rallied against me. Nothing seems to be going the way I planned. Not that I haven't got anything to be grateful for. However, after you read the following, I am sure you will agree that, indeed, I should consider committing harakiri:

- My bittorent client is not working.
- That means I can't watch Committed.
- Amy has not been online all day.
- She is my best friend.
- Some lesbian artist in France has seen sketches of me. I am sure.
- I hate everyone.
- I got chatted up by an 8 year old, again.
- I have 3 pieces of course work to finish.
- I have PMT.
- I am going to CANADA this summer. There is no one I want to snog in Canada. No one.

Well I think that is reason enough for me to kill myself? And how shit is Gilmore Girls? I have never seen anything quite so revolting in my life. It makes me want to vomit... projectile vomiting. Also, my Lindt white chocolate has finished, and I have nothing to nibble on. I attempted watching Grease today, but even that was too depressing. Even the pelvic thrusting employed by Travolta throughout the film. I did not even laugh. To add to my joy, it is March and I still cannot wear short sleeved tops.

I uninstalled everything from my computer today. Even, for example, Microsoft Word (it was shit anyway). This means that I cannot do any coursework, thus allowing me to refrain from killing myself.

I am listening to Hindu music. o.O

I am going to have allergy tests done tomorrow, and if it turns out that I am allergic to my cat I will kill myself. Four (4) reel. *goes to sharpen filleting knife*