Girl overexhausted by corporate

Okay, school. But CORPORATE sounds much more evil. I have to do so much crap in my own time at home, as if I do not attend hours of school everyday. FUCK THEM!! If this continues, I will die. On other, better hand, I do not have to give kitty up.

HAHAHAHA UP YOURS, FUCKER!!

Anyhoo... Why is it that anyone I am remotely interested in always turns out to be a bit... eccentric? Take David, for example. What is wrong with him? When he isn't on crack/opium, he is in a piss in his aunt's castle or off "freeing" prostitutes. =|

What did I do to deserve this crap? What? Nothing? Yes, that is right. Nothing. I am such a pleasant, nice, kind person. Helpful, giving, magnanimous. I truly do not deserve this shit. Emma is coming over on the 18th, which should be fun, but then again, something really shit will happen to ruin it, probably. Possibilities are endless:

1. Our car breaks down so we can't go anywhere.
2. Emma starts hating me.
3. My mother kicks us out.
4. Emma forgets who I am.
5. Emma finds snogging object, Amy ditto, am left on my own without anything to grope.
6. There is a fire.
7. Aliens land.
8. They like Green Day, and that is all that is allowed on Earth and is played everywhere. Ew.
9. I lose ability to be funny, everyone begins to hate me.
10. My best friends all forget my name.

That sounds fun. That is me being optimistic. I didn't mention, for example, swelling up as result of allergies or my heart stopping. Pretty good so far.

Anyway, must get back to homework and coursework. Next year, I am taking two subjects only. English, and lunch.