Girl discovers her phobias

I have:

• Arachnophobia Fear of spiders
• Aeronausiphobia Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.
• Agliophobia Fear of pain.
• Aichmophobia Fear of needles or pointed objects.
• Athazagoraphobia Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.
• Cacophobia Fear of ugliness.
• Dementophobia Fear of insanity.
• Gerascophobia Fear of growing old.
• Hematophobia Fear of blood.
• Iatrophobia Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.
• Lockiophobia Fear of childbirth.
• Metrophobia Hatred of poetry.
• Nosocomephobia Fear of hospitals.
• Peniaphobia Fear of poverty.
• Philophobia Fear of falling in love or being in love.
• Pnigophobia Fear of being smothered.
• Rhytiphobia Fear of getting wrinkles.
• Trypanophobia Fear of injections.

...and:
Russophobia: fear of russians... ^^ No, I know I'm not kidding anyone.

My vision is going blurry. Fuck, damn and bollocks. Amy has informed everyone that I love porn, when I actually despise it.

=(