Thursday, April 28

Skanky bitches are jealous

I had a truly thrilling day, but not as good as some other people, whose high point in their entire life was to see if my (extremely conservative) top was "appropriate" for school. Much to their disappointment, it was, even when my back was arched and my arms in the air (as we all know, this is the natural position all of us take whilst attending school, and not whilst having bondage sex). This did not stop the skanky bitch however. She still decided that my t-shirt might be unappropriate. *giggles*

The best part is that no one was asking her opinion, nor did anyone care. It must have been devastating for her when my outfit was declared okay after a brief glance by our principal.

Now, I can almost hear you wondering what kind of fucked up school I attend. Well, although it is not German, it is very much part of the Nazi/Hitler Youth/Nationalist Maidens trend going on right now amidst middle+ aged women with no life, who are thus incredibly vindictive and take great pleasure in measuring the morality of students.

What if I was aspiring to be a prostitute? It is a perfectly respectable profession, when done right. I don't see why I need to cover my shoulder blades. I don't know any guys who get hard ons looking at shoulder blades, or girls who get turned on by them (unless they belong to like Fimmel or something, but they don't, they belong to me ^^).

I am going to go and put on the sluttiest outfit ever known to man, then walk down the street and see if I get molested.

Oh, I just realized, I get molested already, even if my shoulder blades are covered. Mostly by geriatric women with no life whatsoever. Pervs.