Flip flops are evil

Hahaha this is most amusing. Today I came in late, and knowing I would have to go to the office I wore a long sleeved cashmere cardigan with a top under it in case it was too low cut. I wore cut-off jeans, and gold leather flip flops. Our principal gave me the inevitable once-over to make sure I was not dressed like a slag. Of course, not finding a fault within reason, her attention was drawn to my flip flops.

"You are wearing flip flops!"
"They are made of leather, they are not beachwear."
"But it is raining."
". . ."

It is raining? So, when it rains, we are not allowed to wear flip flops?

Although it is surprising she did not make me put my arms up to check my abdomen did not show when I was positioned it that manner. Lucky me!

I want a trailer trash doll. Someone buy me one. I want the one that isn't pregnant, as I hate pregnant people ^^.

I found some amusing patents which are completely pointless. I also have no plans for this weekend, as I am a lonely loser with no life. I am going to buy 450 000 sacks in different colours as school outfits, or maybe some hijabs or something. I am sure I will look extremely gorge in them. =|