Young women ogle rich, young man at 10 o'clock - Puerto Banus.

Me left and Amy right looking at hotness on legs. 

White Chocolate has finished

Yes. My white chocolate has finished. Nothing left. That meant that I got so bored that I went and read Princess Caraboo's story (you too?). Hahah all those retards believed her. So amusing.

Today I had to endure one and a half hours' worth of maths questions. In the form of a non-calculator exam. I think you will agree that seeing as I have not killed myself yet, I am very stable indeed. Especially as the exam continues tomorrow. And not even a VD to console my feverish... mind?

I was thinking, maybe I should move to Denmark and learn Danish. Emma said that all exams are open-book in the Danish system, as the Danish Ministry of Education does not believe in making students memorise. They are so very wise. And also, there seems to be a lot of Russians in Denmark. Some of them are bound to be hot.

I have found a new favourite band. The RIOT BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!! You could google them and find their website as I cannot be arsed linking, but don't, as it will kill your brain cells.

My head has been aching non stop ever since I had to squint at the scale of a frequency graph in the maths exam. This will have to be repaid.... IN BLOOD MUAHAHHAHAAA!!

O.o

New discovery shakes world of science

Emma has gone back to Denmark, the land of Vedad Durakovic.

Oh, loneliness.

Anyway. I have discovered someone new to salivate over. ^^

Jesse Metcalfe.

I know, so predictable. But also very hot.

Im going to paint my nails red. Toenails.

IT IS SUMMER.

Girl finds out things

Just took personality test lasting 400 hours.

Apparenty, I am: messy, tough, disorganized, fearless, not rule conscious, likes the unknown, rarely worries, rash, attracted to the counter culture, rarely irritated, positive, resilient, abstract, not a perfectionist, risk taker, strange, weird, self reliant, leisurely, dangerous, anti-authority, trusting, optimistic, positive, thrill seeker, likes bizarre things, sarcastic.

And:

Stability	||||||||||||||||	69%
Orderliness	||||||||||	36%
Extraversion	||||||||||||	45%

I don't know what to think. ^_^

Girl accused of being insane

Oh my Lord. Emma just informed me that I am insane. To which I can only say:

"No I am not."

Because I am not. Just because I am not boring and mediocre like other *people*, does not make me insane.

NO IT DOES NOT. FUCK YOU ALL.

Girl discovers awful truth

I cannot believe it. It is unbelievable. I refuse to believe it.

The thing is, I have just discovered that my mother had a more active love life than I have right now when she was my age. That is right. She had lots of boyfriends. It was the seventies, and she had a more active love life. I cannot comprehend it. I must be a freak.

Seriously.

I am condemned to a life of hermitdom. My MOTHER was having more fun. Jesus. That reminds me, is it not funny that the person who wrote the Bible chose a random rebel called Jesus and decided to tell the world that he was God's son? Oh yeah, he also made God up. Funny git.

Back to topic. What is wrong with me? Why isn't there any hot guys in my life that aren't currently living in France? Are all the hot guys migrating to France? ARE THEY?? Also, my screen seems to have gone purple. Is that normal? Every colour I see has a purple hue to it. Hmm.

I have eaten half of my Lindt bunny. It hasn't got a head anymore =( I watched Finding Neverland and it is so sad. My eyes were welling up in a tribute to melancholy. Although Peter was really quite ugly. I mean, in comparison to Johnny Depp. Also, he is in the age group of boys which like to chat me up. So I hated him. Pity he didn't die. Oh well. Maybe in the sequel?

Girl has completed ICT course work

Yes, it is true. MY COURSEWORK IS FINISHED! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Well, almost anyway. I still have to annotate screen dumps, but I can do that tomorrow at school. I am so relieved to have finally finished that crap. Biology and physics to go, but those are almost done too. I am amazing. A genius of the premium kind.

I have been watching Alias. It is amazing. Although I was slightly put off when the hot Japanese evil guy died. I was having fun gazing at his arms. And cheek bones. Oh well.

I bought myself a gold bunny from Lindt (click to see my bunny) in the honour of Christ's death. I am so glad he died, because it means that I get 10 days off school and lots of chocolate. =3 My arm is still itching from my allergy test. FUCKING DOCTORS. What good are they? *scratches arm feverishly, then decides licking it might help*

*Licks arm*

Emma is here in a few days!!!! And then it is EASTER and no school for 10 days. I am not doing any revision or home work or anything. I bought a new top! It is purple and really very soft.

Yesterday Steffy-san went into a box.

I hate everyone. Except maybe Emma, because she doesn't live here.

Girl overexhausted by corporate

Okay, school. But CORPORATE sounds much more evil. I have to do so much crap in my own time at home, as if I do not attend hours of school everyday. FUCK THEM!! If this continues, I will die. On other, better hand, I do not have to give kitty up.

HAHAHAHA UP YOURS, FUCKER!!

Anyhoo... Why is it that anyone I am remotely interested in always turns out to be a bit... eccentric? Take David, for example. What is wrong with him? When he isn't on crack/opium, he is in a piss in his aunt's castle or off "freeing" prostitutes. =|

What did I do to deserve this crap? What? Nothing? Yes, that is right. Nothing. I am such a pleasant, nice, kind person. Helpful, giving, magnanimous. I truly do not deserve this shit. Emma is coming over on the 18th, which should be fun, but then again, something really shit will happen to ruin it, probably. Possibilities are endless:

1. Our car breaks down so we can't go anywhere.
2. Emma starts hating me.
3. My mother kicks us out.
4. Emma forgets who I am.
5. Emma finds snogging object, Amy ditto, am left on my own without anything to grope.
6. There is a fire.
7. Aliens land.
8. They like Green Day, and that is all that is allowed on Earth and is played everywhere. Ew.
9. I lose ability to be funny, everyone begins to hate me.
10. My best friends all forget my name.

That sounds fun. That is me being optimistic. I didn't mention, for example, swelling up as result of allergies or my heart stopping. Pretty good so far.

Anyway, must get back to homework and coursework. Next year, I am taking two subjects only. English, and lunch.

Girl found to be allergic to her cat

I cannot believe it. I am allergic to my cat. My cat, the thing I love most in the world. The DOCTOR told me I had to get rid of it. Even though it is a tiny allergy. My allergies to house dust and pollens is much bigger, but oh no, let's make the poor girl get rid of it, just for a laugh.

BASTARDS!!!!!

I seriously do not see why I have to give my cat up. Had fight with mother, who is about as understanding as a robot with a shovel up its arse. "Oh no, you have to get rid of it, it might develop into asthma, even though you are more allergic to pollens and fucking house dust, but, just to make you suffer, we are going to make you get rid of it."

Do you know what I hate most in this world? Doctors. That includes the bastard surgeon who is to blame for my beautiful scars. I hope his dick shrivels up and drops off. The thing is, I knew I would turn out to be allergic to my cat. Even if a tiny bit. Because, as we all know, everything has to be shit for me. I cannot have happiness in my life, oh no.

So now, not only do I not have someone to snog, I also will not have a cat very soon. Oh and, just now, my mum tried to force me into going to school, even though I only have two classes left. Yeah sure, whatever, I am not too upset or anything, I will just hop off to school.

I bet right now she is calling everyone we know to let them know what I am allergic to. And my aunt will be going "Oh gosh, I knew it, didn't I tell you?", even if she knows fuck all. If I happened to have found a snogging object, I seriously would not tell my mother. She would probably put an ad in the paper.

Everything is shit

I fear the world has rallied against me. Nothing seems to be going the way I planned. Not that I haven't got anything to be grateful for. However, after you read the following, I am sure you will agree that, indeed, I should consider committing harakiri:

- My bittorent client is not working.
- That means I can't watch Committed.
- Amy has not been online all day.
- She is my best friend.
- Some lesbian artist in France has seen sketches of me. I am sure.
- I hate everyone.
- I got chatted up by an 8 year old, again.
- I have 3 pieces of course work to finish.
- I have PMT.
- I am going to CANADA this summer. There is no one I want to snog in Canada. No one.

Well I think that is reason enough for me to kill myself? And how shit is Gilmore Girls? I have never seen anything quite so revolting in my life. It makes me want to vomit... projectile vomiting. Also, my Lindt white chocolate has finished, and I have nothing to nibble on. I attempted watching Grease today, but even that was too depressing. Even the pelvic thrusting employed by Travolta throughout the film. I did not even laugh. To add to my joy, it is March and I still cannot wear short sleeved tops.

I uninstalled everything from my computer today. Even, for example, Microsoft Word (it was shit anyway). This means that I cannot do any coursework, thus allowing me to refrain from killing myself.

I am listening to Hindu music. o.O

I am going to have allergy tests done tomorrow, and if it turns out that I am allergic to my cat I will kill myself. Four (4) reel. *goes to sharpen filleting knife*