Fun time Slag time Suntory time

I am posting once again. Now that I have my AS sodding levels coming up, it is once more time to waste time.

Anyhow, what I am desperate to get off my chest and share is that Shubert is what a man should be called. Sexy. Yes. Definitely. And be a musical genius.

My life has tken a crap turn with my refusal of my dad's offer to take me to Istanbul (OMG ISTANBUL) for Easter. There goes my chance to eat ginger chicken. Oh God. I am so stupid... my i-pod just bleeped... like a vibrator that beeeps. Yes. You know.

I just tried to do a maths paper and could do ONE question. Time to start sucking up to whoever rules over Canada, land of the Falafel (no, it isn't Lebanon). Thinking of it, maybe I should just not bother with uni. I will just get married to a baptist/mormon and go live in Texas.. yes. It is all so clear now.

Will someone buy me these? Please?

I have pics for teh stalking men/lezzers. It's me:


No, it's a Real Doll.