A Day in the Life of Johan & Co.

This morning I woke up, got dressed, put some Sunday Make up™ on and then went down to breakfast, where I greeted our cocaine dealing (and in some cases, producing) friends. After my breakfast of some kebabs and also some Turkish Delight set off with some Turkish Coffee, I decided to head outside.

Once outside, I called for my driver, who used to be a member of the Russian secret police but now works for us. We went out to walk about and kill some Greeks, and some Armenians thrown in for added pleasure.

Once our daily Turkish Responsibilities were over, we went back home, where I sat and planned on just how to help Kurds suffer just a little more than they already do. After that I had a meeting with some arms brokers.

And that concludes my Turkish day of being a Turk.