Jesus loves you

Oh, for fuck's sake. Jack T. Chick is beyond hilarious. Here's a sample which I have already analysed. Although, if you'd rather not have your brain cells killed, you can just skip the link.



First of all, the one person who isn't homophobic in the entire production looks like a fucking hag. She is the teacher. We all know teachers are Wrong and Sin and should be Stoned.



Notice how the Earth is in fact round, as it has been proved to be. Although the sodding church had completely denied this fact for a long sodding time. Ah well. I guess they changed their minds. What next? Abortion for all?



Sure he does, you self-important little whore. Like Satan (if he existed) would give a flying fuck about little shits such as yourself. If I was Satan, I would spend my whole time killing people who got on my nerves and shagging hot guys which I would handpick from all around the world. I would then put them in slave camps. For further use.



Striking image of indoctrination imprinted on child's face. Either that or he's being sodomised from behind by the aforementioned self-important whore. With a strap on, obviously. Unless she is a she-male thing. Right.

Anyway if you look at his other tracts, they are hilarious. A wide range of topics, ranging from adultery to evolution, are covered. Complete with appropriate quotes from the Bible.