Alexis Bledel

Why is Alexis Bledel in every sodding thing I watch? And why are all of those things that she acts in shit? Why?

My mother has just sprayed me in the eye with fucking eu de cologne. She was like "I'm sorry, fucking hell, take it easy" when I yelped with the pain of it all. What was I supposed to do? Thank her for washing my eye out with cologne? It has gone red. My eye, that is. I will probably be blinded, as part of the amazing package that is my life.

I am going to wear flip flops to school tomorrow, and see who I can piss off.