Confession

Alright, what do you do if you are a Christian and you kill someone, or worse, masturbate? You confess. This is basically asking the advice of a 60 year old virgin who looks at a 2000 year old story book for answer. And they know all because they have experienced so much, you know, when they venture out of their 'cells' or whatever. You know, to rape small boys?

Jesus would be so upset.