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Now that I mentioned Amy, I am reminded of how amazing she is. Literally, she is my bestest friend ever. She is really smart, so we can sort of talk about the important things that us superior people of the world can discuss and analyze, such as dissidents in Iran, and how the Pope went to Hitler Youth.

Also, she isn't a hypocrite or a liar or anything like that. And she is a bitch and an uncaring whore, like me. =P Also, she is very funny, and is rarely serious. And never angry/upset with me over silly issues (exception in times of PMT). If I was to insult her, i.e. "Amy you stupid whore" she would laugh at me, which is the response I require. I hate seriousness, unless someone I like has died, or I am in a bad mood. If I am in a bad mood, I want everyone to be silent/dead.

Also, she is not a mainstream sheep type person, and can enjoy similar things, thus enabling us to discuss and review the amusing and sick things we may occasionaly find, that other slightly mediocre people may not be able to understand. Such as Total Shit and Piss. It was amazing. Who invented porn involving faeces?

The German, surely.