Day of the d'Urbervilles

I am thoroughly worried that my arse my take over the world soon...if it gets any bigger. I don't even want to think about what I will do when summer rolls around.. it didn't fit into my bikinis properly before, now I might as well not bother with one =|

I have English lit, maths and history homework to do! My life is amazing!

I do have a cool calculator, though.

I'm going to make it my boyfriend.

Insanity is taking it's rightful space within me. And why? Because I am so bored I want to kill myself; thus my brain invents stuff to amuse me; thus I am rendered insane. =O I just used two semi-colons in one sentence - shoot me Diggory!