Real Estate

Oh, sweet fuck, I just found the most amazing house which I am going to buy... soon... as soon as I kill its inhabitants. It is amazing. It's on the Bosphorus in Istanbul and so not for sale. But that will change soon. ^^



My maths teacher is convinced that I am great at maths and that I will get an A*. Hahaaa... ha. If that is true...

THEN WHY THE FUCK CAN I NOT DO THE PRACTICE PAPERS?

In a world of my own

Today my personal gossip messenger Amy informed me of some scandalous new developments in the exciting and fullfilling series of relationships currently seething within our school walls, and I was shocked into recognizing the fact that I Live In A World Of My Own.

I seriously don't know stuff about people's personal lives and have no desire to. I don't even notice if two people are flirting (gasp) unless they are nearby and annoying me. This means that some people think that I don't care about anyone besides myself. Whilst true to an extent, this is not because I am self-centred. I just don't thrive on gossip.

People just really care, like when some people found out about Amy and Rob's exciting escapade. They must've gotten so excited that they couldn't keep this gem of information to themselves, and had this irresistible urge to share and butt in where they have no business.

Fact.

Girl drowns in her own drool

I just came back from Amy's. My mother forbade me from talking or breathing with my mouth open during the car ride as I stank of garlic so much.

Anyway. Kingdom of Heaven is an amazing experience for straight girls and gay guys everywhere. I am still drooling ^^ Although there is some nasty bloody battle scenes which intervene, but it's worth it in the end.



There is a sample for you. Although during 80% of the film his face is bloody and dirty. Oh well. Adds to the effect.

Essay shocks Baptists

Hahahaha oh, god, everyone has to read this. It is the most amusing shit ever. Don't if you are a shitty Baptist though. You will probably get offended ^^.

I just came home from the beach. I am extremely BLACK in comparison to my usual colour. My mother found a dead squid in the sea. Niice. She also said that she used to like to catch jelly fish and eels when she was small, kill them and them chop them up using scissors to make a stew in her bucket.

. . . .

As you can clearly see, I really did come out rather excellently, in that I am only mildy insane. | | <- that much.

We are going to see Kindom of Heaven tomorrow. It might be crap but at least Bloom is in it and I can salivate. Must bring bucket ^^. I need to also buy some tops which I can wear to school without being stoned. o.O

New crack-filled wafers shock market

Flip flops are evil

Hahaha this is most amusing. Today I came in late, and knowing I would have to go to the office I wore a long sleeved cashmere cardigan with a top under it in case it was too low cut. I wore cut-off jeans, and gold leather flip flops. Our principal gave me the inevitable once-over to make sure I was not dressed like a slag. Of course, not finding a fault within reason, her attention was drawn to my flip flops.

"You are wearing flip flops!"
"They are made of leather, they are not beachwear."
"But it is raining."
". . ."

It is raining? So, when it rains, we are not allowed to wear flip flops?

Although it is surprising she did not make me put my arms up to check my abdomen did not show when I was positioned it that manner. Lucky me!

I want a trailer trash doll. Someone buy me one. I want the one that isn't pregnant, as I hate pregnant people ^^.

I found some amusing patents which are completely pointless. I also have no plans for this weekend, as I am a lonely loser with no life. I am going to buy 450 000 sacks in different colours as school outfits, or maybe some hijabs or something. I am sure I will look extremely gorge in them. =|

Epidemic of voyeurism

This is funny.

http://www.lba.hu/video/vegyes/00166nk.swf

Watch it, it feels gratifying somehow. I just saw a trailer for Cursed and it looks incredibly shit and crap.

"Maybe we should go to a club, drink copious amounts of alcoholic beverages, take some drugs and suck off guys whose name we don't know, for a change?"

Yes, Amy's suggestion sure seems like an extremely great idea for an amazing night out =| I am so bored. I do not feel like revising for my GCSEs or anything, no. I'm too bored. I have no life. I need to kill myself.

*runs off*

Arsonist on the loose

*click*

*burn*

*click click click*

*burn burn burn*

^^

Antcity!!

PS. Do not forget to burn the tank. *EXPLODES*

Girl is a total and utter bitch

Let me see... Some guy called Robert Hand thinks that I "tend to bring out the worst qualities in people", and that I like to gain power for power's sake. Well isn't he nice?

However, he also goes on to say that I am a "a born psychologist, should be able to gain great insight into human behavior". Considering this was the career I have been contemplating, it is encouraging. Even though it means a-level mathematics. Revolting.

He also states that many people hate me.

They either hate me or love me.

^^

This is all because of Saturn Sextile Pluto, too. I am so unlucky.

Girl is addicted

I have just spent around 20 minutes bullshitting about on some guy's website. My list of activities includes plucking hairs from a nose, breaking hearts, having fun with Mister's present, messing up card pyramids, and all sorts of other extremely crazy stuff! *pukes*

Today, my mother and I went to the beach. My mother poured coke down my hair. Why? Because I was "pissing her off". When confronted by her insanity, she declared that "it was an accident". I am completely proud of the fact that I am only a tiny bit insane.

I am going to be so bored in Istanbul this summer. No one there to amuse me. Nobody. No friends. No one.

Is it me or is the ending of Dodgeball designed to make everyone feel as sick as possible? I mean, come ON:
- You are a lesbian!! (After the girl has snogged some other girl)
- No! (snogging the guy)
(Extreme suspense whilst the audience ponders what the girl is)
- I am bisexual!
(Laughter and shock, omg omg she is BISEXUAL! Fuck me, that is original)

What the fuck?