Prague Prague

I have added a link to the right about how amazing Istanbul is so that some people *hints heavily* may stay/go there this summer. Just...please.

I want to go to Prague this summer. I don't know how likely that will be, seeing as I am going to Toronto (Land of the Falafel) as well. I have always wanted to see Prague. It is supposed to be amazing.



That will be my home. It is so groovy. Even its towers have their own towers. Wow.

Oh, good Lord

I can't fucking sleep. It is half five in the morning. Blinds in my room are banging. Fuck the wind. Fuck everything.

I am supposed to get out of the house tomorrow, do shit with people.

Yeah, right.

Fun time Slag time Suntory time

I am posting once again. Now that I have my AS sodding levels coming up, it is once more time to waste time.

Anyhow, what I am desperate to get off my chest and share is that Shubert is what a man should be called. Sexy. Yes. Definitely. And be a musical genius.

My life has tken a crap turn with my refusal of my dad's offer to take me to Istanbul (OMG ISTANBUL) for Easter. There goes my chance to eat ginger chicken. Oh God. I am so stupid... my i-pod just bleeped... like a vibrator that beeeps. Yes. You know.

I just tried to do a maths paper and could do ONE question. Time to start sucking up to whoever rules over Canada, land of the Falafel (no, it isn't Lebanon). Thinking of it, maybe I should just not bother with uni. I will just get married to a baptist/mormon and go live in Texas.. yes. It is all so clear now.

Will someone buy me these? Please?

I have pics for teh stalking men/lezzers. It's me:


No, it's a Real Doll.