Lord of Unknown Origin

My life has taken a revolting turn; I have a zillion exams coming up and I have not yet learned the crap I need to know, let alone revised them.

Therefore, I have decided to allow our Good Lord a chance to prove the fact that he exists. If he gives me As in every exam I do (and I am told that he is able to do these things), then I shall believe in him and pray and so on. Occasionaly.

At least the weather is alright. Sunny und so weiter... Ich bin ein Mitglied der sozialistischen Republik und ich liebe Knödeln.

I want a graphics card. Feel free to buy me one, everyone.

I also want a proper deskchair thingy. One of those really comfortable ones.

I must also get my hair cut. And I still haven't bought a calendar for 2006. Last year I had three.

Day of the d'Urbervilles

I am thoroughly worried that my arse my take over the world soon...if it gets any bigger. I don't even want to think about what I will do when summer rolls around.. it didn't fit into my bikinis properly before, now I might as well not bother with one =|

I have English lit, maths and history homework to do! My life is amazing!

I do have a cool calculator, though.

I'm going to make it my boyfriend.

Insanity is taking it's rightful space within me. And why? Because I am so bored I want to kill myself; thus my brain invents stuff to amuse me; thus I am rendered insane. =O I just used two semi-colons in one sentence - shoot me Diggory!

Nausea

I have been feeling sick ever since the 4th, when I got on a plane which seemingly held most of Germany's sickening infant population. No idea why.

You cannot walk backwards whilst passing through doors in German airports. The doors lock and an alarm sounds. Because, as everyone knows, if you take a step back, it must mean you are a terrorist.

I have a lot of homework which I have decided to ignore. I am reading Harry Potter. It is good. The new one. I have to say that even though I like the books, I thoroughly detest Harry Potter himself. He is so righteous and also decidedly unsophisticated. And is not Bosnian. Or even Ukrainian. And even though I hope that 'the dark side' will win at least in ONE of the books, it has not happened yet.



I bet you want to know why her hands are like that. I'm not telling. Unless someone sends me a lot of chocolate. Or maybe you already know =(